The Best "Rick and Morty" Quotes Ever!

Season 1 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

1. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! — Rick
2. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me! — Mr. Meeseeks
3. What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? — Rick
4. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks. — Mr. Meeseeks
5. Nothing you do matters, your existence is a lie. — Rick
6. Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. — Rick
7. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. — Morty
8. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal, I’m a pickle. — Rick
9. You pass butter. — Rick
10. There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now, you’ll thank me later. — Rick

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Season 2 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

11. Get Schwifty! — Rick
12. You gotta get schwifty in here. — Rick
13. Unity, you know I can’t be with you. — Rick
14. Summer, he’s not a hot girl. You can’t just lock him in a closet. — Beth
15. The universe is basically an animal. — Rick
16. That's planning for failure, Morty. Even dumber than regular planning. — Rick
17. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name... — Rick
18. Let’s go commit a few crimes. — Rick
19. Tiny Rick! — Tiny Rick
20. Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die. — Jerry

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Season 3 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

21. I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me. — Rick
22. I’m Pickle Rick! — Rick
23. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. — Rick
24. Morty, nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. — Rick
25. I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. — Rick
26. What people call love is just a chemical reaction. — Rick
27. I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy. — Rick
28. You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable. — Rick
29. Sometimes science is more art than science. — Rick
30. I'm a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy. — Rick

Season 4 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

31. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. — Rick
32. You're not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake. — Rick
33. I'm not a villain. I'm just a guy trying to do the right thing. — Rick
34. What’s the point of being alive if you’re not even going to try? — Rick
35. Morty, the line between bravery and stupidity is thinner than you think. — Rick
36. I’m not a robot, Morty. I’m a monster. — Rick
37. You son of a bitch, I’m in. — Rick
38. This isn’t a lesson. I’m just having fun. — Rick
39. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. — Rick
40. I’ll make you an omelet and tell you all about it. — Rick

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Season 5 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

41. I just want to be left alone. — Rick
42. You're not special. — Rick
43. We’re not heroes for doing this, we’re just Rick and Morty. — Rick
44. It’s a trap! Abort! — Morty
45. I have the high ground, Anakin! — Rick
46. Morty, sometimes you have to not give a f***. — Rick
47. Never trust anyone, not even yourself. — Rick
48. Rick and Morty forever, a hundred years! — Rick
49. You can't keep doing this forever. — Morty
50. I don't like being told what to do. — Rick

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Season 6 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

51. I’m sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. — Rick
52. Rick and Morty. 100 years. — Rick
53. This isn't therapy, this is Hell. — Rick
54. You don't get to be the victim and the hero. — Rick
55. Your booze made me do it. — Rick
56. I'm doing what I can with the cards I’ve been dealt. — Morty
57. I want that Mulan Szechuan sauce! — Rick
58. Just because you hate yourself doesn’t mean the rest of us have to. — Summer
59. Sometimes the smartest people can be the dumbest. — Beth
60. You gotta learn to go with the cosmic flow. — Rick

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Season 7 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

61. We’re all characters in a show, Morty. — Rick
62. I don’t do closure. — Rick
63. What matters is that you learn nothing. — Rick
64. We’re not friends, Morty. We’re family. — Rick
65. Time is a flat circle, Morty. — Rick
66. Being broken is no excuse. — Beth
67. That’s the spirit, Morty. Embrace the chaos. — Rick
68. Love is just a chemical reaction. — Rick
69. You can't fix what’s not broken. — Rick
70. I'm my own grandpa. — Rick

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Season 8 Rick and Morty Quotes - Top 10

71. Nothing's real, Morty. Everything's a simulation. — Rick
72. I didn't come this far to only come this far. — Rick
73. If you question everything, you learn nothing. — Rick
74. Some universes are better left unexplored. — Rick
75. I'm not the villain. I'm just the one with perspective. — Rick
76. We never grow up, we just get better at pretending. — Rick
77. Morty, when life gives you lemons, you blow up the lemon factory. — Rick
78. There’s no meaning, Morty. There’s just data. — Rick
79. We’re all just stardust with bad attitudes. — Rick
80. Even a god can get lonely. — Rick

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Stay Schwifty, Folks!

So there you have it, the best “Rick and Morty” quotes that will make you laugh, think, and question your existence. From existentialism to pure absurdism, “Rick and Morty” never fails to entertain and challenge us. Now go forth and quote on, dear reader. Quote on.

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