70 Best TV Show Quotes

Television has gifted us with some of the most iconic and memorable quotes of all time. These quotes have not only become deeply embedded in our everyday conversations, but they have also stood the test of time. From dramas to sitcoms, these quotes have the power to make us laugh, cry, and ponder. Here are just a few of the best TV show quotes of all time that have left an indelible mark on our lives.

70 Best Quotes from TV Shows

1. How you doin'?" — "Friends", 1994-2004.
   Fans of the show will certainly recognize Joey's iconic pickup line.

   

2. "Winter is coming." — "Game of Thrones", 2011-2019.
   The Stark family's warning of the impending doom would follow all characters throughout the series.

3. If I had known the world was ending, I would’ve brought better books." — "The Walking Dead", 2010-2021.

4. Bazinga!" — "The Big Bang Theory", 2007-2019.
   Sheldon's catchphrase is often heard when he plays a prank or makes a joke.

5. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt." — "Brooklyn Nine-Nine", 2013-2021.

6. The tribe has spoken." — "Survivor", 2000-present.
   This phrase is used by host Jeff Probst to signify the elimination of a contestant from the reality TV show "Survivor".

7. She's our friend and she's crazy." — "Stranger Things", 2016-present.

8. Here's Johnny!" — "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson", 1962-1992.
   This famous catchphrase was used by Johnny Carson during his tenure as host of "The Tonight Show".

9. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." — "The Simpsons", 1989-present.
   It means that an individual can recognize a problem without getting emotionally involved with it. It embodies Homer Simpson’s desire to turn a blind eye to certain situations in the world despite being aware of the things that are happening around him.

10. I'm not a psychopath, Anderson. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." — "Sherlock", 2010-2017.
    Sherlock's memorable explanation to Anderson when he called him a psychopath.

11. Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" — "South Park", 1997-present.
    This is famously said by Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, whenever their friend Kenny dies in nearly every episode.

12. Live long and prosper." — "Star Trek", 1966-1969.
    This Vulcan greeting was invented by Leonard Nimoy, who played the character Mr. Spock in the original "Star Trek" series.

    

13. "There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food." — Parks and Recreation", 2009-2015.

14. "History was not made by those who did what was expected of them. History was made by those who did what they had to, and lived with the consequences." — "The Crown", 2016-2023.
    This line notes how history favors only those who dare to resist convention. This suggests that true change comes from people who either stick by their values despite people around them encouraging them to do otherwise.

15. I am the one who knocks." — "Breaking Bad", 2008-2013.
    Former high school teacher Walter White's line when he warns his wife about the danger he poses.

16. The Lannisters send their regards." — "Game of Thrones", 2011-2019.

17. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." — "The Office", 2005 -2013.
    It is a comical way of saying that even if one doesn’t believe in superstitions, there are still vestiges of such beliefs left, even if only a little.

18. "Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault." — "Friends", 1994-2004.

19. You got it dude!" — "Full House", 1987-1995.

20. Resistance is futile." — "Star Trek: The Next Generation", 1987-1994.
    This phrase is famously used by the Borg, a group of cybernetic organisms in the Star Trek universe.

21. "I couldn’t help but wonder... do we ever really know someone?" — "Sex and the City", 1998-2004.
    It’s an intense, philosophical look at relationships and the ties that bind. It suggests that, no matter how well we think we know someone, they might still have aspects of them that we do not know.

22. I've made a huge mistake." — "Arrested Development", 2003-2019.
    Whenever Gob Bluth makes a mistake, which happens frequently, he can be heard uttering this.

23. Book 'em, Danno." — "Hawaii Five-O", 1968-1980.

24. Goodnight John Boy." — "The Waltons", 1972-1981.
    Viewers might remember the signature closing line of the show, finishing out each episode.

    

25. "The truth is out there." — "The X-Files", 1993-2002.
    Fox Mulder's recurring assurance when he is investigating paranormal activity is a classic quote.

26. Yabba dabba doo!" — "The Flintstones", 1960-1966.

27. "You unlock this door with the key of imagination." — "The Twilight Zone", 1959-1964.

28. That's what she said." — "The Office", 2005-2013.
    Michael Scott's immediate comeback when he makes a risque joke.

29. Whatcha talkin' bout, Willis?" — "Diff'rent Strokes", 1978-1985.

30. I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours! And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong." — "New Girl", 2011-2018.

31. "We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" — "Doctor Who", 1963-1989.
    The quote conveys the concept that our lives resemble narratives, molded by our decisions, behaviors, and experiences. It means that in the end, what counts is the way we live and the impact we make on the world.

32. Don't have a cow, man." — "The Simpsons", 1989-present.

33. You're my lobster." — "Friends", 1994-2004.

34. To the Batmobile!" — "Batman", 1966-1968.
    This quote has become synonymous with the Batman franchise and is often used by fans.

35. I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" — "Friends", 1994-2004.
    Chandler Bing is an honest man, at least, understanding that his gifts lie more in the realm of humor than legitimate advice.

36. I'm the Doctor, run for your life!" — "Doctor Who", 1963-present.

    

37. "She’s my person. If I murdered someone, she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She’s my person." — "Grey's Anatomy", 2005-present.

38. "If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation." — "Mad Men", 2007-2015
    The quote indicates that if you don’t like the present subject or course of a conversation, you are capable of redirecting it elsewhere to achieve a more effective outcome.

39. Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." — Game of Thrones", 2011-2019.

40. You need be jealous of no one, I've been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg." — "The Addams Family", 1964.

41. It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name!" — "Wednesday", 2022-present.

42. It’s going to be legen — wait for it — and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is — dary! Legendary!" — "How I Met Your Mother", 2005-2014.
    Barney Stinson is known for his various quips, but this is one of his best, by far.

43. Maybe the best thing to do is stop trying to figure out where you’re going and just enjoy where you’re at." — "Scrubs", 2001-2010.

44. Schwing!" — "NBC’s Saturday Night Live", 1975-present.

45. Nostradamus and Notre Dame. It’s two different things completely." — "The Sopranos", 1997-2007.

46. "Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down." — "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", 1990-1996
    It shows that the narrator is about to tell the story of how their life changed unexpectedly and in a dramatic way.

47. We're building something, here, detective, we're building it from scratch. All the pieces matter." — "The Wire", 2022-2008.

48. Just one more thing." — "Columbo", 1968-2003.
    This was famously used by the character Lieutenant Columbo, played by Peter Falk, in the detective drama “Columbo”.

    

49. “If I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.” — “The Witcher”, 2019-present.

50. Your problem is you have spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t. We used to be gorillas. All we had is what we could take and defend." — "Fargo", 2006-2007.

51. "You can’t change the past, but you can make sure the future is worth it." — “The Witcher", 2019.

52. "It’s okay to be scared. It’s just a sign that you're doing something worth fighting for." — “Star Trek: Picard", 2020
    Fear is a natural response when we face an important or huge challenge. As stated: it encourages us that fear does not mean we’re lost; it means we are taking risks and reaching for something significant. Fear can also be a sign that we're growing.

53. "The only way to move forward is to embrace what’s in front of you, not what’s behind." — “The Mandalorian", 2019.

54. "Sometimes, you have to find strength in the things you least expect." — “Stranger Things", 2019.
    This line implies that resilience could come from unexpected sources, especially when the going gets tough. It also means that even in moments of weakness, there are hidden powers. It is about finding strength in places we overlook.

55. "Sometimes, you have to let go to move on." — “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier", 2021.

56. "You’re stronger than you think, even when you don’t believe it." — “The Boys", 2019.

57. "What happens next is up to you, and that’s the most powerful thing in the world." — “Shadow and Bone", 2021.
    One of the most empowering aspects of life is the ability to steer our own course. This quote speaks to the importance of individual agency and the responsibility we have to create our fates. 

58. "You can’t control everything, but you can control how you handle it." — “Ted Lasso", 2020.

59. "You don’t need a cape to be a hero, just a heart." — “Superman & Lois", 2021.

60. "Sometimes, the truth is harder to accept than a lie." — “The Undoing", 2020.

61. "If you’re not failing, you’re not learning." — “The Morning Show", 2019.

62. "We all have battles to fight. The key is knowing how to fight them." — “Raised by Wolves", 2020.
    This statement shows the significance of our individual choices and how we can craft our own destinies. Our ability to create our destiny is the most empowering aspect of life.

63. "If you really want to know who someone is, watch what they do when no one’s watching." — "Loki", 2021.
    This quote emphasizes that integrity and authenticity stand out in those personal moments, free from stress or obligation, because actions hold greater significance than words.

64. "You don't always have to be the strong one. Sometimes, vulnerability is the real strength." — “WandaVision", 2021.

65. "Life’s not about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain." — “Euphoria", 2019.

66. "You can’t change the world alone, but you can start with a small part of it." — “The Good Place", 2020.

67. "The hardest part is the first step. After that, it’s just moving forward." — “Bridgerton", 2020.
    This statement highlights the significance of taking action in order to reach our objectives, although every new beginning might seem hard.

68. "You are the architect of your own fate. Make it count." — “The Witcher: Blood Origin", 2022.

69. "Growth is never easy, but it’s always worth it." — “Call Me Kat", 2021.
    This line emphasizes the importance of endeavor and persistence to be able to surpass any challenges that might arise along the way to success.

70. "In the end, you’re the one who has to live with your choices." — “Better Call Saul", 2022.
     

Summing up TV Show Quotes

Because our favorite television shows are across a variety of channels and platforms, from ABC to HBO, Netflix to Disney+, we’ve tracked down the top 70 quotes from TV series to make you smile and feel a sense of nostalgia. And if you want more movie quotes that are easy to find, why not check out the following lists organized by genre?

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